The “good” things in life are all rationed..
.. Like Salary hikes, promotions, and number of Paneer cubes in a curry at the office cafetaria
Beauty is skin deep
Call Center Exec (On wife's phone, that I picked up) : Hi, I'm calling from Kaya skin clinic. We have an offer ...
Me : Please, stop calling. My wife is already beautiful enough
Exec : Sorry, I couldn't get you ?
Me : <Repeats above response>
<Exec Disconnects>
Result - 1 happy wife, 1 less company trying to spam me on the mobile network, lot of money prevented from being wasted ;)
